December 2011
617 posts
Most flawless line in Disney history:
Mulan: *to Shang* Would you like to stay for dinner?
Grandmother: Would you like to stay forever?
freegeezy:
Name something you put in your mouth but dont swallow
Sperm
Arthur the Aardvark
conradgrimmer:
Sorry to tell everyone but Arthur isn’t actually an aardvark..He’s really the offspring of Voldemort and a bear..Clearly he has the phenotype of having no nose and all his other ones are bear like qualities..I need to get my mind off the science exam I took today
He’s also a bloody Squib
Cole Sear: I see dead people.
Malcolm Crowe: In your dreams?
Malcolm Crowe: While you're awake?
Malcolm Crowe: Dead people like, in graves? In coffins?
Cole Sear: Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're dead.
Malcolm Crowe: How often do you see them?
Cole Sear: All the time. They're everywhere.
